she said spank me and i slapped her with the word of the lord
last year i bought pants to exercise in and i found them today with the tag still on and that is the whole story
When you slowly start hating someone you were friends with.
and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,
"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"
And the whole class just went
and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”
The perfect comparison.